20 Hilarious Cortana Voice Commands to Bring on the Laughter

Have you ever been in need of a good laugh? Look no further than Cortana! Microsoft’s personal assistant is not only efficient in helping with tasks but also has a great sense of humor. Here are some hilarious Cortana voice commands to bring on the laughter and brighten up your day!

#1 Dad Jokes

“Tell me a dad joke”
“Can you make me laugh?”
“Say something funny”

#2 Insults

“Insult me”
“Roast me”
“Say something mean”

#3 Singing

“Sing me a song”
“Can you sing?”
“Sing Happy Birthday”

#4 Movie Quotes

“May the Force be with you”
“Here’s looking at you, kid”
“I’ll be back”

#5 Knock Knock Jokes

“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Orange who?”
“Orange you going to answer me?”

#6 Animal Noises

“What does the fox say?”
“Can you make a cow noise?”
“Bark like a dog”

#7 Pun-tastic

“Make a pun”
“Tell me a joke with a word play”
“What do you call a fake noodle?”

#8 Sing Happy Birthday

“Sing Happy Birthday”
“Who’s birthday is it today?”
“What do you do for a birthday?”

#9 Jokes

“Tell me a joke”
“Make me laugh”
“Tell me something funny”

#10 Magic Tricks

“Show me a magic trick”
“How do you do magic?”
“Can you make something disappear?”

#11 Chuck Norris

“Tell me a Chuck Norris joke”
“Who’s the strongest person in the world?”
“What is Chuck Norris famous for?”

#12 Impersonations

“Can you do an impression?”
“Impersonate Siri”
“What does Google Assistant sound like?”

#13 Game Show Host

“Name that tune”
“Who wants to be a millionaire?”

#14 One-liners

“Tell me a one-liner”
“Can you make me laugh in one sentence?”
“What’s the shortest joke?”

#15 Sarcasm

“Can you be sarcastic?”
“Is that even a question?”
“Sure, I’ll just drop everything and listen to you.”

#16 Party Tricks

“Make me a drink”
“Can you make hors d’oeuvres?”
“Recommend a wine”

#17 Hilarious Responses to Questions

“What’s the meaning of life?”
“Who’s your favorite superhero?”
“What’s better, cats or dogs?”

#18 Fun Facts

“What’s the most popular pizza topping?”
“What’s the tallest mountain?”
“How fast can a cheetah run?”

#19 Riddles

“What starts with E, ends with E, but only contains one letter?”
“What has four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?”
“What goes through cities and fields, but never moves?”

#20 Compliments

“Give me a compliment”
“Am I pretty?”
“Tell me something good about myself.”