If you’re looking for a good laugh, then you’ve come to the right place! Below are some hilarious Cortana joke commands that are guaranteed to make you chuckle. Just say the commands out loud to Cortana and get ready for some witty responses and funny jokes!
#1 Dad Jokes
“Tell me a dad joke.”
“Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!”
#2 Knock Knock Jokes
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Boo.”
“Boo who?”
“Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!”
#3 Funny One-Liners
“Tell me a funny one-liner.”
“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.”
#4 Punny Jokes
“Tell me a pun joke.”
“I’m reading a book on anti-gravity – it’s impossible to put down!”
#5 Animal Jokes
“Tell me a joke about animals.”
“Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be called bagels!”
#6 Movie Jokes
“Tell me a joke about movies.”
“Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!”
#7 Food Jokes
“Tell me a joke about food.”
“I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.”
#8 Tech Jokes
“Tell me a joke about technology.”
“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.”
#9 Work Jokes
“Tell me a joke about work.”
“I started a band called 999 Megabytes – we haven’t gotten a gig yet.”
#10 Random Jokes
“Tell me a random joke.”
“I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.”