Are you bored and looking for some entertainment? Look no further than your own device! Cortana, Microsoft’s digital assistant, can perform a variety of amusing voice commands that are sure to make you laugh. Below are some hilarious voice command examples you can use that will show off Cortana’s whimsical side. So sit back, relax, and have some fun with these 10 Hilarious Cortana voice commands!
#1 Movie Quotes
“May the force be with you”
“Life is like a box of chocolates”
“I’ll be back”
#2 Dad Jokes
“Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.”
“What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.”
#3 Magic Tricks
“Can you pull a rabbit out of a hat?”
“Can you turn yourself into a pumpkin?”
#4 Singing
“Sing me a song, Cortana”
“Can you sing happy birthday?”
#5 TV References
“What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?” (Monty Python reference)
“Who killed Laura Palmer?” (Twin Peaks reference)
#6 Knock-Knock Jokes
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Boo”
“Boo who?”
“Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!”
#7 Celebrity Impressions
“Can you do an impression of Darth Vader?”
“Can you do an impression of Arnold Schwarzenegger?”
#8 Animal Sounds
“What does a cat say?”
“What does a cow say?”
#9 Riddles
“What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?”
“I am not alive, but I grow; I don’t have lungs, but I need air; I don’t have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?”
#10 Funny Responses
“What are you wearing?”
“Can you tell me a joke?”